"Hey, all you kids out there
Welcome to Three Feet High and Rising
Now, here's what we do
The following contestants
How are you doing, contestants?"

"Alright"
"Great"
"Your mama"

"So, fellas
Tell us a little bit about yourselves
Contestant number one"

"How ya doin', Al?
Just came all the way down from Wichita
Just to be on this show
You know it's gonna be swell
And I wanna win all the money
I wanna win all the money, see ya"

"Alright, contestant number two"

"Excuse me, um, my name is, um, P.A. Mase
I'm from Australia and I'm quite glad to be here"

"Okay, contestant number three"

"Hello, my name is Plug One, and um
Let me tell you a little bit about myself
I like Twizzlers and um, I like the Alligator Bob
And my favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks
Just like your mama"

"Okay, and contestant number four"

"Hello, my name is Prince Paul and I'm just
Glad to be on the show, thank you"

"Okay, and now we've met our contestants
Let's get to the game
I'm going to ask an amount of four questions
And you'll try to answer them correctly
Now, you out there in the audience can answer along with them"

"How many feathers are on a Purdue chicken?"

"How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?"

"What does 'Tush eht lleh pu' mean?"

"How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?"

"Now that we know the questions
We'll let the contestants think them over
And we'll return right after these messages"

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Writer(s): David J. Jolicoeur, Kelvin Mercer, Paul E. Huston, Vincent Mason