Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I could order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

I just want to stay home and never work again
So I bought the best computer in the world
And now I eat pizza, watch movies all day
Download new video games
Need more food, text delivery dude

Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I could order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

And if I don't like a package I'll send it right back-age
And get another package the same day
And I never need to sweat it
'Cause I'm buying it on credit
Dude yo that's like free money anyway

Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I could order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

Why would you go outside anyway?
That's where all the guns and germs be
I'd like to live like a stowaway
In my bed, on my couch, in front of my TV

Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I could order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

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Writer(s): Matthew James Gorney