I was walking through Ridgewood, Queens
I was flipping through magazines
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

Well, I was reading ingredients
Asking myself "should I eat this?"
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

I was scratching off silver ink
I was deciding what to drink
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

I was walking through Ridgewood, Queens
And I was flipping through magazines
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

Well I was walking through Ridgewood, Queens
I was flipping through magazines
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

I was debating Swedish Fish
Roasted peanuts or licorice
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

I was holding some wadded bills
I was reading that smoking kills
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

I was walking through Ridgewood, Queens
I was flipping through magazines
I was so (stoned and starving) so stoned and starving

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Writer(s): Andrew Christopher Savage, Austin Brown, Max Savage, Sean Yeaton