Some people believe in astrology
Others believe in technology
Some people believe in all those "ologies"
But I believe in swordfish (he believes in swordfish!)

I believe in Happy Days
I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie
I believe in all that TV crap
And I believe in swordfish (he believes in swordfish!)

Up from the ghetto with the help of my stiletto
Every day I hear the people groan
Why should we buy postage stamps?
We can make our own!

We may be doing something wrong
We could be running a little too long
I guess we better end this song
I say I believe in swordfish (he believes in swordfish!)

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Writer(s): DAVID SCHULTHISE, DEAN SABATINO, JOSEPH GENARO, RODNEY LINDERMAN