Seriously? Look at her butt, ew!
Oh, she looks like a slut, ew!
I'm like "What the what"? Ew!
Right? Right? ew, ew
Oh, you got to see this, ew!
Oh my gross, I can't believe it, ew!
She's so basically basic, ew!
She's literally making me sick, ew!
This is embarrassing, ew, ew
Like seriously, seriously, ew, ew
No seriously, seriously! Ew, ew,
I can't, I can't! ew, ew, Look at look at this
OM-effin-G, what the eff?
You're gonna freakin' flip, like, seriously freakin' flip
'Cause Sally's mad at Iggy because Iggy's booty's more biggy
And Sally's booty's twiggy so she called her friend Cybie
Now Sally's gonna get impleggies

What's impleggies?
Implants, silly
Ew! I'm freakin' for real
I think silicone butts are ew, ew!
Where'd she get that outfit? Ew!
That girl is totally ratchet, ew!
No seriously who likes that? Ew!
Right right? Ew, ew

Look at the way she takes pics, ew!
And what's up with those duck lips? Ew!
She's so lame, ew!
Super lame, ew, ew!
This is embarrassing, ew, ew
Like seriously seriously, ew, ew
No, seriously seriously, ew, ew
Oh my gosh, ew, ew, I am not hating
I am merely conversating
With my BFF Sara
So bust your rhyme, Sara

It's Mir.i.am and you know who
Now here's some things I think are, ew!
FaceTime and reclining in airplane seats and then Vining
Retweeting tweets I'm not lying 'cause even rhyming's ann-iy-ing!
Bread bowls and ravioli, casserole
A roly poly caterpillar on my really old and moldy windowsill, ew!
Trapper keepers and a creeper wearin' sneakers with the toes
And maybe Frozen 'cause you knowin' I don't wanna build a snowman

Ew! ew! ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, seriously yah

Hello my name is Sara
That's Sara with no "H"
Too bad if you don't like it
'Cause haters gonna hate
My stepdad Gary
He tries to act so cool
Every time we see him
My friends and I say "Ew!" yeah

Hey, funky bunch
What're you guys doing?
Oh my gosh, it's my step dad Gary
And he just ruined it!
I heard that funky beat that you was playing down here
It's a party over here
It's a party over here, ew!

Copyright: BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Gerard Bradford, Jimmy Fallon, Jonathan D Haskell, Mike Dicenzo, Will Adams