Stop have a beer it's on me
Anyone ever told you that you
Look like a Hollywood star
Oh you've heard it said many times
Before right here at this bar

I'm lame
So I drink cause it makes me
Happier than being alone my
good friend Mr. Johnie Walker Red
Keeps my insides warm like a cunt
Seems like everybody's got

Something I have not, a reason
Not to die so I say death to
Mr right cause that will never
Be me yeah yeah yeah yeah

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): MIKE BURKETT