Ooh

Calm me down, babe, I know I've been away
I'm coming back for the holidays
Boots all shined, I'm Santa Clause with AIDS
Selling pornographic Polaroids and counterfeit shades

When she said, "You don't have to be
My darlin', so PC with me"
Yeah she said, "You don't have to be
So PC with me
Because the meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"
"The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"

I'm barely treading water, Roy-Boy's clinging on
Paddling drunk through airports on a raft of plastic bongs
Been on dating apps in Budapest, we got figh as huck in Prague
Sodomy in Berlin without no gutentag

When she said, "You don't have to be
My darlin', so PC with me"
Yeah she said, "You don't have to be
So PC with me
Because the meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"
"The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"
Ooh, that's right
She said, "The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love", in love, ooh, ah
She said, "The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"

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Writer(s): Alex Cameron, Natalie Mering