You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
He came knock on my door, tell me want to borrow something all the time

They wanna borrow the broom, they wanna borrow the mop
They wanna know the time, so they borrow the clock
They wanna borrow some lard and a piece of meat
They wanna borrow some sugar to make the coffee sweet
They wanna borrow two dollars until pay day
They wanna borrow liniment to make the pain go away

You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
He came knock on my door, tell me want to borrow something all the time

They wanna watch the fight to try to pick a winner
The borrow my television come back and get my antenna
They borrow the lawn mower, they borrow the electric fence
They borrow the vacuum cleaner they and the garbage can
They borrow knives, forks, spoons and plates
They borrow the calendar off the wall to keep up with the date

You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
He came knock on my door, tell me want to borrow something all the time
They worry me

They knock on my door and said ""Howdy do friend""
They wanna borrow suit that buried grandpa in
I stood up there and I shook my head
Believe you people would borrow from the dead
Borrowing's all right but it's a natural fact
People like to borrow but they won't pay back

You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
He came knock on my door, tell me want to borrow something all the time

Get out
Stay gone

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Writer(s): Jerry McCain