I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of running, catching, throwing

Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know
Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys at playing

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Writer(s): CAMPBE, Christopher Geddes, COLBURN, COOKE, GEDDES, Isobel Campbell, JACKSON, MARTIN, Michael Cooke, MURDOCH, Richard Colburn, Sarah Martin, Stephen Jackson, Stuart Murdoch