Can I trust this hairy woman
To hide out when I'm embarassed
So embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on hairy women

There's no place inside this romance
For a girl that's clearly balding
So embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on balding women

We despise the narrow souls we tend
The bowls of bones that skulls descend
The shallow pools of lust
That drown our tallest women

Though this is a place of business
Where they pay with mumbo-jumbo
I have praise for every fantasy that braves a hairy nipple

We despise the narrow souls we found
That haunt us fifteen years from now
They just have no remorse
They shut their doors on women
I'm so embarassed

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Writer(s): ADAM GREEN