All Stand Back, Let The People SeeÂ
Take A Snap Of The Famous Groupies For MeÂ
Behold The Famous GroupiesÂ
They Are Alike As Two PeasÂ
And Where The Other Goes, The Other GoesÂ
But Though The Famous GroupiesÂ
Are Only Paid In RupiesÂ
Nobody Knows What The Famous Groupies KnowÂ
And Nobody Goes Where The Famous Groupies GoÂ

There Was A Bango PlayerÂ
Who Kept An Extra LayerÂ
Of Dunlopillo Mattress In His VanÂ
But When The Famous GroupiesÂ
Arrived With Their Twin SnoopiesÂ
Nobody Saw Which Way The Poor Boy RanÂ
Nobody Does It Like A Famous Groupie CanÂ

All Stand Back, Let The People SeeÂ
Take A Snap Of The Famous Groupies For MeÂ

There Was A Lead GuitaristÂ
Who Lived In Epping ForestÂ
And All He Ever Wanted Was To BlowÂ
When The Girls Were With HimÂ
He Never Lost His RhythmÂ
And Nobody Knows What The Famous Groupies KnowÂ
Nobody Goes Where The Famous Groupies GoÂ

There Was A Classic StoryÂ
Of A Roadic Nicknamed RoryÂ
Who Used To Practice Voodoo On The SideÂ
When The Famous TwosomeÂ
Suggested Something GruesomeÂ
All That They Found Was A Crater Two Miles WideÂ
Which Left The Music Business Absolutely HorrifiedÂ

Ladies And Gentlemen, Those Magnificent Examples OfÂ
Female Pulchritude And Luminosity, Direct From TheirÂ
Global Perambulations To The Very Boards Of ThisÂ
Supremely Magnificent Proscenium Arch - Ladies AndÂ
Gentlemen; I Give You Famous Groupies!

Copyright: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Writer(s): PAUL MCCARTNEY