Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
(Home is where the heart is)

Any friend of Diane's (Any friend of Diane's)
Is a friend of mine

Workin' at Papa John's, I was making good bread
Got a twenty dollar tip on New Years
And I moved out to L.A.

She drew me up a map with a fountain pen
She took me to her mom's house with the boys from down the way

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
(Home is where the heart is)

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Head bang in the crowd, dive from the stage
With black hair and a Smiths shirt
Meat is murder

I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no
I asked her if she had a girlfriend, she said hell I wouldn't know

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
(Home is where the heart is)

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Went down to the bank of the river
And she washed my dirty hands
I'd been hanging around in a cloud of shame
'Til she let me taste the cold water

Diane would help me pass out all the flyers
I became a big shot, and she got sick one day
I still have the map she drew for me
I'd be lost without it
There's so much I wanna say

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
(Home is where the heart is)

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Copyright: E O Smith Music
Writer(s): Rivers Cuomo