Big and fat
Pig's supposed to look like that
Barnyard thug
He makes his bed in a puddle of mud
Look at him walking down the street
That's a half-a-ton of pig meat

Up in the hills
Above the farm
Lives a pack of wolves
Never did no harm
Sleep all day
Hunt 'til four
Maybe catch a couple of rodents
You know, a carnivore

Sheep in the meadow nibbling on some clover
One of those sheep wanders over
Sits by a rock separated from the flock
He's just, he's just sitting by a rock

Where'd he go?
I don't know
Yeah, he was here a minute ago
Yeah, but I don't know
Sheep is dead
Got a gash as big as a wolf's head

Big and fat
Pig's supposed to look like that
He is wallowing in lanolin
He's rubbing it into his pigskin
The police are going crazy
Sayin', "Let's get him
Let's get that wolf
let's get him
Let's get that wolf
Let's get him, let's kill him
Let's get him, let's kill him"

Court-appointed lawyer wasn't very bright
Or maybe he was bright
Maybe it was just a late night
Yeah, it was a late night
And he files some feeble appeal
And the governor says, "Forget it
It's a done deal!"
He says, "Objections, elections? I don't care
I'm gon' give that wolf a lethal injection
Let's get him
Let's get that wolf
Let's get him
Let's kill him
Let's get him and kill him
Let's kill him, let's kill him"

Whew, slow
Here comes the media
iPhones and cameras
Askin' everyone's opinion
'Bout pigs, sheep and wolves

Big and fat
Pig's supposed to laugh like that
Yeah, this is hilarious
Oh what a great time
I'm the pig who committed
The perfect crime
Hahahaha

All around the world
Japan and Scandinavia
Candle light vigils
Protestin' behaviors
It's animal behavior
It's animal behavior
It's pigs, sheep and wolves
Pigs, sheep and wolves
Pigs, sheep and wolves
It's animal behavior
Hahahaha
Pigs, sheep and wolves

Copyright: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Paul Simon