This old middle finger has grown fat and tired from flicking the bird
My mouth has grown cankerous from spitting dirty words

I feel like a strung out snuffaluffaguss
On the south side wearing Vietnamese cowboy clothes

And I found out the hard way, that the pathway to her heart is not through her nose

I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can't take me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
Got tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can't take me home to pa cause I am too weird

And she wants a gentleman
Nothing more, just a gentle friend

It's getting hard to lie through my teeth
'Cause they rotted out and they 're not all there
I need my old man to wash my mouth out with soap and my mother to scrub this nasty hair
Why the fuck is a munchkin on the highway jumping a trash can in Congolese cowboy clothes
And like a deer transfixed by headlight the bumper crushed his head while I god damn froze

I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can't take me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
Got tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can't take me home to pa cause I am too weird

I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can't take me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
Got tired of swigging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can't take me home to pa cause I am too weird

And she wants a gentleman
Nothing more, just gentle friend
Nothing less, than a gentleman
Nothing more, just a gentleman
Nothing less, than a gentle friend
Nothing more, just a gentleman
Nothing less, than a gentleman
Than a gentleman
Than a gentleman
A gentleman, a gentleman, a gentleman

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Yeah, yeah
Just a gentleman
Just a gentleman

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Just a gentleman

Yeah, yeah
Just a gentleman
Just a gentle friend
Just a gentleman

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Yeah, yeah

Copyright: CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC
Writer(s): Cole Alexander, Jared Swilley, Jeff Clarke, Oakley Munson