Why did people start callin' me that?

It all, Louie all started from, um
Originally it came from Port

Oh, Rich?

It starts with Rich Port
Look, it started with him
And he used to call me Louis J, all the time
And then, it just progressed from there, then all of a sudden
It was like, then you started doin' things, I'm goin' like
"Lou (Lou), what the hell is goin' on?"
And then your mother capitalized on Lou only, she loved Lou
She called you Lou all the time, exclusively, for the rest of your life
Where as I would switch up, Leonard, Len, Louie
But it was Lou, and your mother was straight Lou
Or Louie

She still to this day only calls me Lou

Louie, it's Louie all the way, never Leonard
Koi and I were Leonard, big time
And I can't
If there's some other reason for that name, I'm unaware of it
But your mother has stuck to that name for thirty years plus

She only called me that, Lou

It's the most fucked up thing of all time
And it's Kenneth Charles Blume III, and there's no L anywhere in it

Come on, where's Louie?
Alright Louie
Hey, hey, Louie

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Writer(s): Dennis Tavares Mcneal, Donald Alan Harris, Hopie Monroe III Bronson, James A. Boone, Kenneth Charles III Blume, Maride Williams, Maurice Puckett, Robert D. Dycus