Be an Arab, Be a Jew
Be a boxing kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
I don't care

Be a bleeder, Be a Cancer
A hemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
Oooh... What a pair

[Chorus]
He's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled them again?
He's an ultra-sweety guy
And a master of disguise?
He's a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizen?

[Bridge]
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American

I'm a hostage in a city of creeps
They've got mercenary guards
That watch me sleep
They'd like to kill me slow
Bury me deep

In the heart of Texas
I'm a martyr, I'm a sadist
I might be the Savior here to save us
I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually

[Chorus]
He's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled again?
He's an ultra-sweety guy
I won't let down my disguise?
He's a model citizen
Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizen?

[Bridgex2]
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): COOPER, JOHNSTONE, MANDEL