I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (so tired)
I'm spread, so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I'm makin' Jen
Tuesday night I'm makin' Lyn
Wednesday night I'm makin' Catherine
Oh, why can't I be makin' love come true?

Help
Help

I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (what I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
But I can't say no (say no)

Thursday night, I'm making Denise
Friday night, I'm making Sharise
Saturday night, I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?
(What can I do?)

Oh, tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm begging you please
Tonight, tonight, please
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

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Writer(s): RIVERS CUOMO