Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades, whoa ooh
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Second verse, same as the first
Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades, whoa ooh
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Third verse, different from the first
Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA, whoa ooh
Oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
(Goodbye)

Copyright: Wixen Music Publishing
Writer(s): Douglas Colvin, Jeff Hyman, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi