She's fabulous
She's so ludicrous
She's so dangerous
Your fat friend

She's intelligent
An experiment
She's an elephant
Your fat friend

Will you run away with me?
Let's go walking on the sea
Just Jesus Christ and you and me and
Your fat friend

See her fumble, see her flirt
In her massive miniskirt
She is quite the extrovert
Her comes your fat girl friend

I love cocoa
You love chin
Your fat friend
She loves him
But he can't love her
He's too thin
For your fat friend

One and one makes three not two
She will stick to you like glue
Don't fuck around with you-know-who
Here comes your fat girl friend

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Writer(s): NICHOLAS CURRIE