How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, their butler changes the lightbulb
Always poor, never bored

The SLC want Timmy's student loan back
He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gak
Always poor, never bored

One miscarriage, two abortions
One degree, seven jobs
Sally danced her socks off as Jesus sobbed
Always poor, never bored

I could've danced with another
'Cause she passed out on your stairs
Always poor, never bored

Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter, swing

Compensate with humor
Or if really bored then sing
Always poor, never bored

Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter
Swing batter, batter, batter, swing

Compensate with humor
Or if really bored then sing
Always poor, never bored

Oh yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round

Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round
Yeah, dance till the sun goes round

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Writer(s): Adam Colin Devonshire, Jonathan Michael Bowers Beavis, Joseph John Talbot, Lee Jonathan Kiernan, Mark Bowen