Was a little girl
Maybe five-foot-two
Had the cutest little feet
Made my heart go tweet-tweet
Quite a pleasant disposition
Then came a pretty young French girl, mmm
Whom I met in Las Vegas
When I was there with my parents
Oh my Had a real nice conversation
Met a girl at the bakery
She wanted to borrow my car from me
She took it down to Mexico
Ran over a man named Juan
Then I went to college
Met a college girl
She lived in the sorority house
Across from the school
Got a real fine education
Had seven women on my mind
Now I'm married
Have a very lovely wife
Three cute little boys
It's so nice
And that's just half the story
Of the girls in my life

Copyright: Downtown Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): RANDY NEWMAN