I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin between my legs
That'll make a dead man come
Oh, daddy
Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?
(Now, draw it out)
Want you to grind me, baby
Grind me until I cry (uh-huh)

Say, I fucked all night
And all the night before, baby
And I feel just like I wanna fuck some more
Oh, great God, daddy
Grind me, honey, and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler, baby
Want you to shave it dry

I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want
And you can make 'em come
Oh, daddy, shave me dry
And I'll give you something, baby
Swear it'll make you cry

I'm gonna turn back my mattress
And let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me, daddy
'Til the bells do ring
Oh, daddy
Want you to shave 'em dry
Oh, great God, daddy
If you can't shave 'em, baby, won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio 'til the clock strike eleven
Oh, daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry
I would fuck you, baby
Honey, I'd make you cry

Now your nuts hang down
Like a damn bell clapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your goddam asshole
Stands open like a church door
And the crab walks in like people
Ow, shit
Shucks, woo
Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'
Eeh, shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
If they had gotten 'round to kiss my ass

Wow, woo, daddy, shave 'em dry

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): Jimmy James Yancey