Now the clock is striking one
So we might as well begin it,
As there's dancing to be done
And our time is not infinite.

If there's such a thing as love,
If there's such a thing as love,
I'm in it.

So you claim you love me too,
Lloyd's of London guarantee it.
Gaze into these eyes of blue,
You do love me I decree it.

If there's such a thing as love,
If there's such a thing as love,
Give me it.

When i was two and a half,
My momma said to me:
"Love is funny you will laugh
'Til the day you turn three."

Like a kitten up a tree
Needs a fireman to rescue it,
So your fireman i will be
And i'll really get into it.

If there's such a thing as love,
(such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love,
Let's do it.

I thought i'd known love before
That was not it but I thought it
So I thought i'd win the war
Or I never would have fought it

If there's such a thing as love,
(such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love,
I've caught it.
if there's such a thing as love,
(such a thing as love)
if there's such a thing as love,
I've caught it.
If there's such a thing as love,
(such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love,
Love caught it

Copyright: ROUGH TRADE PUBLISHING
Writer(s): Stephin Raymond Merritt