I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress
There's nothing for me til tomorrow morning
How will I get there?
How will I get there?
I don't do drugs
All my friends are on their holidays

I go outside, it's not so bad
I see my friend and he couldn't believe that
The girls are holding hands
The girls are holding hands

Don't be a fool
It's 1995, the girls are just friends

They've got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get her to strike a pose?

It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus
I see my friend when she's finished working
Get some fish and chips
La la la la la
What's on the box?
'Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox

You see the boy/girl's at the bar
Now everyone thinks she's really ugly
But I shut my eyes
But I shut my eyes

I make a film
And the star of it is
And the star of it is
And the star of it is Photo Jenny

They got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get her to strike a pose?

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Writer(s): CAMPBE, CHRISTOPHER GEDDES, ISOBEL CAMPBELL, MICHAEL COOKE, RICHARD COLBURN, SARAH MARTIN, STEPHEN JACKSON, STUART MURDOCH