Well, I walked in the band just started
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this raucous

But after one round with José Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping long with the beat
And after two rounds with José Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
And I revealed to her my two left feet
Said don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and an old memory

Then after three rounds with José Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with José Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well around five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
And after round seven or was it eight
I bought a round for the whole damn place

And after nine rounds with José Cuervo
They were countin' me out I was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with José Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

One round with José Cuervo
I went two rounds with José Cuervo
Three rounds with José Cuervo

Five or was it four
Four or five?
Yeah, six rounds with José Cuervo
(There's a few drinks sitting around)
'Bout eight too many
(You can't drink five)
Eight rounds with José Cuervo (yeah)
Ten rounds with José Cuervo

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Writer(s): Casey Michael Beathard, Marla Cannon-Goodman, Michael P Heeney