My Plain Jane never wear no lipstick or paint
You know she'll never try to be what she ain't
Come early in the morning
You can hear the fellas call
Woo, well, Plain Jane won't you come out tonight
So we can have a ball?

Hear me now, Plain Jane won't you come out tonight?
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight?
Spend some time with me

Her mouth's a little too wide
And her nose a wee bit long
And when you take a good look at her
Her shape seems all wrong
But she got the certain something
That's so hard to define
And I wish that certain something
Was mine, all mine, all mine, woo

And now, Plain Jane won't you come out tonight?
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight?
Spend some time with me

Ooh wee
Oh yeah

I used to go with glamour girls
To worship day and night
But Plain Jane's got a cotton dress
And it don't fit her right
I could never, never tell ya
Why I love her like I do
But if you took her out one fine night
You'd feel the same way I do

Won't ya, now? Plain Jane won't you come out tonight?
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Plain Jane won't you come out tonight?
Spend some time with me
I said, spend the time with me
Ooh, Plain Jane
I love her just the same
Oh, Plain Jane

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): Doc Pomus, Mort Shuman