I'm having a mid-life crisis

Behaving in strange ways

Wandering around the supermarket

In a daze

I try to fill my head
With positive thoughts

Try to get a rush

From the merchandise I bought

Out of my head

Where do we go
Out of my head

When the feelings are dead

Whatever it takes

To get me through
Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

I tried meditation

Crystal therapy

Colonic irrigation

Didn't agree with me

Road rage and new age
Just tricks of the mind

The onset of middle age

Is all that I find

Out of my head

Out of my head

Where do we go

When the feelings are dead

Whatever it takes
To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you
Whatever it takes

To get me through
Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever whatever whatever...

Whatever whatever whatever

Whatever it takes
To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

To get me through
Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you
Whatever it takes

When only you will do

I'm having a mid life crisis

Help me
I'm having a mid life crisis

Help me

Pour me a drink

Chop me a line

Roll me a joint

Sir, you're credit card's declined

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Writer(s): DAVID A. BALL, MARC ALMOND PETER