Hello, teenage America (heh),
My name is Suzy Creemcheese,

I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either

And, um...
Actually I really fucked up in Europe.

Now that I've done it all over and nobody else will accept me

I've come home to my Mothers

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Writer(s): Frank Vincent Zappa