I don't drink tea or white chablis
I sit around and watch tv
Don't send flowers or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your weeds

Oh yeah

I don't read books, I don't french cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera, I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not you fantasy man

I don't do dishes and I'm suspicious
Of any grown-up man who does
I'm homophobic, don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man
Hey
Hey hey
Hey
Hey hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not you fantasy man

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Writer(s): COOPER, MARLETTE