Someone call the doctor I think I'm goin'...
Someone call the doctor, I think I'm gonna die
My feet are getting heavy, my mind is getting wet
Someone better help me get back into the twenty-first century

I need help, I need surgery
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Someone call the doctor, I think I'm goin' blind
My old periodic gnosis is bleeding from my eyes

Someone better help me the plot is hotting up
I'm in surgery
It really hurts, it really hurts, it really hurts
It really hurts, it really hurts, it really hurts

Help! Help! Help! Help!
It really hurts, it really hurts, it really hurts
It really hurts, it really hurts, it really hurts
Help!

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Writer(s): BEN OTTEWELL, IAN THOMAS BALL, OLIVER JAMES PEACOCK, PAUL BLACKBURN, THOMAS WILLIAM GRAY