It's the night before Christmas, and you're lying in bed
Visions of presents dance in your nasty, little head
Look like an angel, you're a devil instead
You're gonna pay for all the things you said
(I'll tell you why)

You picked Santa's pocket, and you stole his reindeer
You're only eight years old, I caught you drinking beer
You paint the cat red, and you pierced the dog's ear
You ain't getting nothin' this year

I truly feel for your current circumstance
You think I'm giving in, you ain't got a chance
You know I love you, but you drive me insane
Chaos is your middle name

Ya ain't getting nothin' (ya ain't getting nothin')
Ya ain't getting nothin' (ya ain't getting nothin')
Your crocodile tears are so insincere
You ain't getting nothin' this year

I said, ho, ho, ho (ho, ho, ho)
I said, no, no, no (no, no, no)
Ho, ho, ho (ho, ho, ho)
Ya ain't getting nothin' this year (ah)

It's a silent night, but you won't stop talkin'
Don't be surprised if you get coal in your stockin'
You think the season's merry, but you better think twice

You ain't getting nothin' this year
Ya ain't getting nothin' (ya ain't getting nothin')
Ya ain't getting nothin' (ya ain't getting nothin')
When you fall asleep, I whisper in your ear
You ain't getting nothing this year

I said, ho, ho, ho (ho, ho, ho)
I said, no, no, no (no, no, no)
I said, ho, ho, ho (ho, ho, ho)

Ya ain't getting nothin' this year
Ya ain't getting nothin' (ya ain't getting nothin')
Ya ain't getting nothin' (ya ain't getting nothin')
No candy canes and no Christmas cheer
You ain't getting nothing this year

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Writer(s): Jim Mcgorman, Johnny Rzeznik