Miss Lucy had a steamboat
Miss Lucy had a steamboat
Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to Heaven
And her steamboat went to

Hello operator
Can't know my number
And if you disconnect me
I'll cut off your
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy fell upon it
And she cut her little

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell no more lies
The boys in the parlor
Zipping down their
Flies are in the meadows
The boys are in the parks

And the boys and the boys, they are fucking
And the girls and the girls, they are fucking
And the girls and the boys, they are fucking

In the dark, in the dark
In the dark, in the dark

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Writer(s): Liz Phair