I wanna sing a song and make her feel crazy
Make her forget she always forgets me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby

Yeah hatchet wound is driving me crazy
And a hatchet wound does truly amaze me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby

You know a hatchet's such a seasoned opponent
Can't wait to get the scars to show it
Gimme a chance and I'll blow it
But this one's for the dad bands that know it

Yeah hatchet would is driving me crazy
And a hatchet would does truly amaze me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And lemme tell ya
Nothing but her hatchet can save me

Please don't look in my eyes
Don't want you to see the sorrow
Hope I don't want ya tonight
If I can't have ya tomorrow

I wanna sing a song and make her feel crazy
Make her forget she always forgets me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby

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Writer(s): DEVENDRA BANHART