One, two, one, two, three

I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess that all Depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess that all Depends (undergarments)

Step back into life
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not
A load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all Depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all Depends (undergarments)

Step back into life (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well I guess that I don't have a care
If I don't have a load in my underwear

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Writer(s): Mark Hoppus, Scott Raynor, Tom DeLonge