Let's play a little old fashion Texas Hold 'em
Shuffle 'em up and ante up my friend
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, or let's roll some
Fire 'em up and pass 'em 'round again

Best beware of pick pockets and loose women
'Cause they're known to frequent Django's Orchid Lounge
And don't go betting it all on that old river
If you're in too deep it's bound to pull you down

We're not happy 'til you're not happy
Here comes ol' money bags again
We're not happy 'til you're not happy
But we're glad we let you buy back in my friend

Old Stan, he don't care about the money
He just comes through with his jokes and all his lies
We're here to shoot the pool and shoot tequila
We'll play some cards and hide out from our wives

The stakes ain't the only thing that's getting high
I can see the pot is getting in your eyes
Odds are you won't get to rake it in
'Cause it's gonna take a dead man's hand to win

And we're not happy 'til you're not happy
Here comes ol' money bags again
We're not happy 'til you're not happy
Oh, we'll gladly let you buy back in my friend

We're not happy 'til you're not happy
Here comes ol' money bags again
We're not happy 'til you're not happy
But we'll gladly let you buy back in my friend
We'll gladly let you buy back in my friend

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Writer(s): Charles R Humphrey Iii, Shawn Camp