It was dark and cold as a knife
When we tussled through the pines
You can howl at the bed sheets
Scream at the moon if you like
But it won't help me some, won't help me if we die
But it might help me some, might help me if you cry
She said, "Wait, we'll be better if we wait, better if we wait"
I said, "There's no amount of time to carry the weight"

La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai
La da dai, la da dai, la da dai

'Cause I'm the worst lover you've ever had
I'm the worst lover you will ever have (hey)

For two years in a row I forgot your birthday
For two years in a row I thought it was a Thursday

Maybe it was god, maybe it was coke
Maybe I'm a drunk, I don't know
But at least now I remember your birthday

'Cause I'm the worst lover you'll ever have
Hands down, goddamn worst lover you'll ever have

La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai
La da dai, la da dai, la da dai

'Cause I'm the worst lover you'll ever have
I'm the worst lover you'll ever have

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Writer(s): Adam Colin Devonshire, Jonathan Michael Bowers Beavis, Joseph John Talbot, Lee Jonathan Kiernan, Mark Bowen