These two shots are for Derrick
For rifle, not the handgun
For coffee and cigarettes
Give it back

You know, suicide isn't painless
When you leave everyone in pain
Two shots will never go down the same

This beating's for Jimmy
For ultimate devotion
For your mind of my own
Bring out your dead

Sedated, flagellated
You were the one most loved and hated
Thanks for all that carpet and your songs

Oh, this patron's for Jason
And this lager's for Andy
And these doses are for bomber
And this fix is for Bradley
This ritalin's for Lumpy
And this speedball's for friday
This nitrous hit is for Lynn and best friend Dobbs

This bowl is for my mom
For drinking more than I did
For posting bail for me in New York

And in Hollywood that first time
And that joint we smoked was the worst time
'Cause doing drugs with parents is just wrong

Oh, this patron's for Jason
And this lager's for Andy
And these doses are for bomber
And this fix is for Bradley
This song is for winning losers
It's for lucky substance abusers
The ones who left their black marks on us all

Copyright: Wixen Music Publishing
Writer(s): MICHAEL BURKETT