Detective mindhorn
With your caterpillar face
Detective mindhorn
Won't you open up this case
I'm a butterfly that jealous fingers framed
No-one wants to be ashamed
Detective mindhorn
Won't you open up your chest
Detective mindhorn deep in solitude, at rest
Everybody's guilty til their
Innocence is proved
And your innocence just moved!
Detective mindhorn

Detective mindhorn

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Detective mindhorn every episode is true
Detective mindhorn
And it sticks to you like glue
Every costume is a uniform of sorts
Every thousand's made of noughts

Detective mindhorn

Detective mindhorn

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)

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Writer(s): Robyn Hitchcock