Now you're very much like your mother
And that's a natural fact
But you couldn't look much like your brother's wife
Or anyone like that

And you don't look much like your sister
'Cause she's all big and fat
But don't breath a word to your mean old dad
'Cause I'll be coming back

I'm coming home to see you early in the morning
I'll be around and on the first train today
I'm coming home to see you while day's dawning
All aboard, all aboard

Put on some fancy clothes and meet me at the station
Make sure I don't mistake you for your sister Jane
Don't want to see you with your goddamn relations
That's all for now, I'll see you, ciao

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): RICHARD DAVIES, ROGER HODGSON