Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs by The Locust

Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

by The Locust

Track Listing

1		How to Become a Virgin
2		Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
3		Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
4		Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
5		The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
6		Perils of Believing in Round Squares
7		Flash's Theme
8		Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
9		Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
10		Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
11		Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
12		Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
13		Flight of the Wounded Locust
14		Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
15		Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
16		This Is Radio Surgery
17		Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
18		Sever the Toes
19		Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
20		Moth-Eaten Deer Head
21		Brand New Set of Teeth
22		How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
23		Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
24		Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
25		Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
26		Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
27		Straight from the Horse's Mouth
28		An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
29		Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
30		Backbones of Jack Asses
31		Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
32		Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
33		High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
34		Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
35		Kill Roger Hedgecock
36		Hairspray Suppository
37		Cattle Mutilation
38		Prepare to Qualify
39		Pain Reliever
40		Off by a Long Shot
41		#99
42		Head Hits Concrete
43		Ass Gravity
44		Keep Off the Tracks
45		Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs - Digital Booklet