Springtime Summer Autumn Winter so the seasons go
Sometimes we get them all at once with a little rain or snow
The sun for long it doesn't shine it's either wet or else it's fine
Last night I said when I went to bed its turned out nice again

In this hotel Ill sleep we its turned out nice again
A sweet young bride then popped inside
Turned down the counterpane
She shouted ooh I said peek boo it's turned out nice again

Said Mrs Rouse at Seaview House its turned out nice again
The joint is through but as a stew it's turned out nice again
A fork she stuck into the duck
It seemed to be in pain
I said here goes for the parsons nose it's turned out nice again

When you call upon your girl you start to be polite
Though it's raining cats and dogs you say it's a lovely night tonight
With her you start to bill and coo the glass is falling and she is too
Last washing day I heard 'em say it's turned out nice again

For the bits of hose and these and those
It's turned out nice a gain
To Mrs James or wots 'er names
I said you can't complain
It's the same pair dear that you wore last year
They've turned out nice again

Said Doctor Wright to me last night it's turned out nice again
It's plain to tell the wife's doing well it's turned out nice again
I said to the nurse te me the worst
She said you will feel vain
This time it's quads I said ye gods it's turned out nice again

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Writer(s): GEORGE FORMBY