Did you ever (never) neither have I
Well, pardon me for breathing but
Would you give me back my cup
You know the one I mean

Yes, you do because I've seen you take it out
From time to time
I wonder would you mind
Excuse me Ma'm your hand it's on my knee

Oh, would you mind removing it
My collars getting rather stiff
And I'm not one to fuss
But if I don't catch my bus

I'm afraid I won't be home in time
I wonder would you mind
If I asked you for a date
Kept you out three hours late

Would you be happy or upset
Would you no longer have respect for me
Would I just be a danger
On your mark get set all ready go

And don't be such a silly ass
Just because you failed to pass
It doesn't mean to say
You can't try another day

Why even failures pass in time
I wonder would you mind

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Writer(s): GILBERT O'SULLIVAN