Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?

In number 69 there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day but he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on the chart to start a Third World War
Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood

At a hundred and ten they haven't paid the rent
So there goes the TV with the repo men
In 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty 'cause they're all doing time

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?

In number 18 there lives a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mr. Miller
He's our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?

They want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

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Writer(s): ANDREW ANTHONY PARLE, FRANCIS GRIFFITHS, JAMES DESMOND EDWARDS, THOMAS SCOTT