I was down in mexico puttin' on a little show but noone
was laughin' at the jokes I told no

I guess my perides but trasnlate

then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate

I had to think fast

I toke a chance

I moved the microphone around the back of my pants

would they all laugh

I didn't know

I bent down and let it go

(farts)

(in backgroud) ole cledus!

(backup singers)

Its the same around the world

(backup singers)

Even out in budapest

(backup signers)

(farts) is funny

then there was a time I went over to china

I saw the great wall an' I had a great timea

seperated from my tour group a found a litte place
an' got some wan-tan soup

I sat with a man named Mr. Mariyachi

he talked to much and ate beef tariyachi

in all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter
I almost made my own po-po platter

(farts)

( with chinese accent)wo wo wo you a funny guy cleduson

(backup)

Its the same around the world

(backup)

even on Mt. Everest

(backup)

(farts) is funny

(backup)

it was a perfect hour at the effel tower

I gave my french giflfreind a bunch of flowers

she leaned over to kiss me

I asked her if she loved me and I said wee-wee(wee-wee)

we found a little cafe on the sidewalk

so we could have dinner and a nice talk

I thought I ruined the mood with all that french food

maybe let a little bit of pepelapew

(farts)

The united nations needs its infromation an' maybe
there wont be any misinterpution

they wont be able to talk aout war

they when they hear a (farts) theyll be rollin' on the floor

(backup)

its the same around the world

(backup)

let one rip its the best

(backup)

(long fart) wew is funny

weww

you know whats funny you laughing right now

I CAN SAY PULL MY FINGER IN 14 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

and everybody laughs every single time

the kids laugh

you laugh

your brother laughs

everybody laughs

its the universal languauge

Copyright: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): BRUCE BURCH, CHRIS CLARK, CLEDUS T. JUDD