Jump 'em and funk 'em, pump 'em and funk 'em
We can funk

I'm testing positive for the funk
I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
And when your cup overflow
I'm testing positive and I'll pee some more

I could tell you stories 'til you get tired
I could play with your mind
But you'd probably say that I was a liar
So I won't waste your time

I'm scared
'Cause though we just met there's this energy between us
Let's just go somewhere
We can funk

Oh
I'm testing positive for the funk
I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup (we can funk)
And when your cup overflow
I'm testing positive and I'll pee some more (we can funk)

Bump 'em and funk 'em, jump 'em and funk 'em
Pump 'em and funk 'em, pump 'em and funk 'em

Every time I could, I would compliment you on the things
The things that you be
Honey doll we should make the real noise
Just you and me

I could tell you things to get you excited
The things you never heard, oh
You know the Kama Sutra? I could re-write it
With half as many words

But I'm scared
'Cause if I don't kiss ya, I'm gonna go mad baby
Take off my clothes
We can funk

Oh
I'm testing positive for the funk
I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
And may your cup overflow I'll pee some more
And we can, we can funk

We can funk

Wait a minute
Let me turn on some lights
We can funk
Yeah, come here

You can blow the candle off baby (candle)
You can turn the candle on
Which ever one you choose is alright
'Cause we're going to do it all night long
(Sex) sex between to people is alright
If all the love in the world is what they got, hmm
As long as they're not trying to hurt nobody
Just as long as it's hot
Good Lord, baby, I want to make love to you, two times, maybe three
Yeah, if you want to go four or five, baby, that's alright with me
Listen, I said I will be your little baby
Yeah, I can be your big strong man
I can be your girl or boy, I can be your toy
Alright, let's dance
It's up to you, you can funk me baby
I'll funk you
We can funk one another
Whatever you want to do

You got electric ass, baby
You got electric thighs, baby
I can't wait no longer child
It's getting stronger, baby
Open up your eyes (ooh)

See this gold chain around my waist
I want to give it to you
Yeah, people tell me I got no taste
Then blow the candle out, let's see if it's true

We be funkin' over here, and over there ain't shit
We be funkin' over here, and over there ain't shit

Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Wixen Music Publishing
Writer(s): George Clinton Jr., Prince Rogers Nelson