He was not too hip to the military jive
And then Sam got him
He was not too sharp on the shootin' machine
And then Sam got him
He was sittin' around, not doing a lot
When he got the President's note
Well, it seems the Prez had wrote, ""Report"", unquote
Now he' s sharp and, no lie, he's a real G.I.
Because Sam's got him
Now he's really a joy, and you must love that boy
'Cause Sam's got him
In his khaki suit, he looks so cute
That the chicks all yell with delight
Mr. Sam, release that man for active duty tonight
""Report"", unquote
Now he' s sharp and, no lie, he's a real G.I.
Because Sam's got him
Yes he's really a joy, and you must love that boy
'Cause Sam's got him
In his khaki suit, he looks so cute
That the chicks all scream with delight
Mr. Sam, release that man for active duty tonight

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Writer(s): DONALD KAHN