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And now we begin our exciting adventure of
De La Soul is Dead

Oh my God, Vanilla Ice, oh, oh, oh, man (he's so fly)
The boy is slamming, did you see his body? (He looks so good)
Yes, and his dancers are dead slamming (body, body, body, body)
I mean, big, big, big, big, big (he can dance too) (yes)
He could
He can dance better than any rapper I ever seen (he can dance, he can dance)
(He can dance) oh, God, can he
And plus his dancers
They're just insane (and them clothes? Them clothes?)
Yeah, he's so jammin'

Yo, what's up?
Yo, Jeff, where you been, man? (What's up, Jeff?)
Yo, guess what I just found
I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage
For real? (Ah, come on) (Jeff, Jeff, Jeff)
Come on, man, let's hear it (you the man, come on)
Nah (come on, let's hear it)
No (come on, Jeff)
Aw, be like that (be like that, come on)

What's up, cocksnot? (Ooh, you gonna let him call you "cocksnot"?)
How ya doing, buddy? (Ooh, ooh, you gonna let him call you that?)
Don't touch me, you sucker (what do you have there, buddy?)
Don't touch me
What do you have there, buddy? (Nothin', nothin')
Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk
Ooh (give me that tape
No, it's mine (you let him call you Arsenio)
I want the tape (shoot)
It's mine
Oh, he played you, Jeff he playin' you
(Oh, no) Jeff, Jeff he playin' you
Jeff he playin' you
Oh, ah, Jeff, Jeff (Jeff)
Jeff, Bodyslam him, J-

Now I've got the new De La Soul tape
Hey, dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here
What's up, baby? (What's up, man? Coolin')
Yo, I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming
Where's the box? The box (yo, son)
Yo, let's get with the shillz-nillz no billznai
I got the bidox, let's do this like booty

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You will receive a specially selected Grand Prize
Thanks, and goodnight, for Three Feet High and Rising
This is Don Newkirk

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Writer(s): David Jolicoeur, Kelvin Mercer, Paul E Huston, Vincent Mason Jr.