I'm going home
There I am there, in my bedroom
I'm safe and I'm snug and snoring
And so glad to be there.

I'm going home
None of this ever happened
But, God, I really did it
Still nothing has changed.

[Chorus]
I'm going home
I'm going home
To my own room
To all the mess
To all the dirty laundry
It looks so good I don't care
I'm just so glad to be home, sweet home

Wonder if anyone missed me?
Or have I been gone so far
They thought that I died
How many said
I wonder what happened to Alice?
How many shrugged, or laughed,
How many cried,
But I don't give a damn!

[Chorus]

I'm going home
Nothing can stop me now
(repeat)

Copyright: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Spirit Music Group, Two Barking Dogs LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer(s): ALICE COOPER, DICK WAGNER, ROBERT A. EZRIN