One on one is the game you play to get play
Everybody here's looking ready to go
Now take off your clothes, keep on a shirt
Tell us your name, it's a secret
Now stand n' be proud, take your neighbors hand
Throw her on the ground and play one on one right there!
Stand inside the ring where the deed is done
What's your pleasure? One on one

Jonah gets on Jessie and Phyllis gets with Pat
Michael gets with Sarah, Sarah's on her back
Jeanie gets with Jared and Benjamin with Pam
Not to mention me n' Debbie, one on one, oh what a time we had!

Don't fret if your gonna come
When you're finished, get another one
Lend your partner to the other fish
Recycle as much skin as you wish
Now stand n' be proud, take your neighbors hand
Throw her on the ground and play one on one right there!
Stand inside the ring where the deed is done
What's your pleasure? One on one

Now Jeanie's doing Jonah and Sarah's doin' Pat
And Phyllis sucks on Jared's cock, while Mike was riding Pam
Benjamin's on Jessie with ? on her back
Not to mention me 'n' Debbie, one on one, oh, what a time we had!

Copyright: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Writer(s): Ariel Marcus Rosenberg