I am the biggest hypocrite
Been undeniably jealous
I have been loud and pretentious
I have been utterly threatened
I've gotten candy for my self-interest
The sexy treadmill capitalist
Heaven forbid, I be criticized
Heaven forbid, I be ignored

I have abused my power, forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One, one, one, one, one, one, one
I've been out of reach and separatist
Heaven forbid average, whatever average means
I have compensated for my days of powerlessness

I have abused my so-called power, forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One, one, one, one, one, one, one

Did you just call her amazing?
Surely, we both can't be amazing
And give up my hard earned status
As fabulous freak of nature?

I have abused my power, forgive me
You mean we actually are all one
One, one, one, one, one, one, one
One, one, one, one, one, one, one
It always looked good on paper
It always sounded good in theory
It always looked good on paper
It always sounded good in theory

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Writer(s): Alanis Nadine Morissette, Glen Ballard